Bow Mondays · Week 1 · Monday, 1 October 2018 · Bow
| # | Team | Pl | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  F.C. A | 13 | +86 | 36 |
| 2 |  Snow Height and the 5 Dwarfs | 14 | +28 | 28 |
| 3 | Meetups-old | 13 | +36 | 25 |
| 4 |
 Sex, Drugs and Carlton Cole |
| 14 |
| 0 |
| 22 |
| 5 |  The Bats | 14 | -33 | 19 |
| 6 |  Four Corners FC | 14 | +4 | 18 |
| 7 |  Chamakh my pitch up | 14 | -9 | 15 |
| 8 |  Bayern Neverlusen FC | 14 | -112 | 0 |