| # | Team | Pl | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  F.C. A | 16 | +149 | 46 |
| 2 |  Snow Height and the 5 Dwarfs | 16 | +104 | 34 |
| 3 |  The Bats | 16 | +81 | 33 |
| 4 |  Pique Blinders | 16 | +26 | 28 |
| 5 |  Slug FC | 16 | -25 | 19 |
| 6 | Meetups-old | 16 | -33 | 19 |
| 7 |  Sporting A-bõner | 16 | -7 | 16 |
| 8 |  Bayern Neverlusen FC | 16 | -103 | 12 |
| 9 |  Sultans of Ping FC | 16 | -192 | 6 |